just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just blew my weed a kiss
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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