I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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