Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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