STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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