i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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