And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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