the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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