I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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