I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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