he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
it's like heaven, but drunker
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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