Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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