Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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