you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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