I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize