Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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