just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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