Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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