just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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