just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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