there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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