i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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