Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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