She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
