i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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