rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Boobs are out for the taking
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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