The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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