I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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