So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just had sex on a roof
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I have post one night stand depression
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
