i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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