I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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