we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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