I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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