Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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