how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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