whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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