Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
party gras won. party gras always wins.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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