This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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