ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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