Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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