I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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