he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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