shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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