Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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