Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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