So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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