Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Dignity is for republicans.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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