i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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