We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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