I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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