Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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