I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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